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Movies I've watched recently:

  • Leaves of Grass (2009) 7/10

    2010-03-05 23:21
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    My entire review is found here: http://niklasblog.com/?p=5004 -- I liked this film about two twin brothers, played by Edward Norton. They're very different: one grows pot in his Oklahoma home and the other wants to attain more and more academic prowess. The first concocts hare-brained get rich schemes while the other drinks tea with scholars and speaks - when he has to - about his "eccentric" family. That is, until their paths meet again. All in all, a very nice film with some interesting, dark twists.

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  • Bakjwi (2009) 8/10

    2010-03-05 12:00
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    My review in its entirety here: http://niklasblog.com/?p=4998 -- I think this film had a lot beneath its shell. Besides the apparent connections with “Oldboy” (and Park-wook’s other films), an incestuous relation in this one really disturbed me, and also the subtle erotic theme that hung around all the vampiric, physical action. The main actor, Kang-ho Song, is terrific in the rôle of the priest Sang-hyeon – coincidentally, “sang” means “blood” in some languages – who truly loved Tae-ju, played by Ok-bin Kim. Their relationship reminds me a lot of that between Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek in “Badlands”, where the girl appears psychopathic and the man is basically wrapped around her finger.

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  • In the Loop (2009) 7/10

    2010-02-24 12:30
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    Imagine "The Office" in political shape, if you will; the highest political level in Great Britain - bar the corporations. the lobbyists and Rupert Murdoch - where the Prime Minister is surrounded by people trying to help and scorn him at the same time, mostly the latter. The film involves the British politicals trying to avoid or reach war together with their American counter-parts, during this quick-paced and extremely funny film. My comparison with "The Office" extends to it using very embarrassing and highly painful moments, e.g. mistakes being endured through silence and anger, somebody behaving in a way that is embarrassing to all except him/her, et.c. The film seems based on "The Thick of It", a TV-series with the same people, except for the Americans, where James Gandolfini makes an appearence. But really, Peter Capaldi steals the film through his Malcolm Tucker, the angriest witty man in the world. A firm recommendation to all lovers of quick thinking, pop-culture references and anti-heroes.

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  • Capitalism: A Love Story (2009) 6/10

    2010-02-22 16:49
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    Despite the Michael Moore-isms here, e.g. comparisons with "Europe", the cheap tricks, e.g. trying to force his way into banks to get his monies worth as they've squandered tax-payers' cash, this film works. Mainly as a wrecking-ball of sorts, as I mostly deem this film as a vehicle to get to Americans, not to reach the global market. Which it incidentally does; the world economy is not very much unlike the American one, as we're all victims of globalisation and corporations becoming bigger than governments. Moore's strength lies in simplifying stuff and using humor and tragedy in parallel to reach his goal, to display how the richest people in America get more and more money while the working class, the people at the bottom and those beyond that are trampled on in the name of Money. Even though I think Moore tramples logic in the face by trying to show how capitalism is anti-christian and hence bad (as I deem christianity to be just as bad, if not worse than capitalism), I feel this is a film that is current and worthy of watching - albeit with two open eyes, a critical mind and a will to delve further into politics and other ways of living.

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  • The Yes Men Fix the World (2009) 7/10

    2010-02-18 13:49
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    Despite the fact that some people seem to feel that it is cruel to state that Dow Chemical accepts full responsibility for the Bhopal catastrophe, or that HUD (the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development) wants to give former inhabitants of houses in New Orleans back their apartments, the affected people don't seem to think so. They're happy that people bring attention to their problem, and doing so by adding humor to it is often what is needed in a dour political climate such as these examples show, when multi-national corporations rule international business and - indeed - politics for most part. Much like Bill Hicks showed us, adding humor as spice often brings attention to the facts. The Yes Men were sharper in their previous film, but this one is still very valid as they continue to show the dangers of a free market taking over interests only to make as much money for their shareholders as is possible, not existing in the interest for the state at all.

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Review: “Leaves of Grass

I liked this film about two twin brothers, played by Edward Norton. They’re very different: one grows pot in his Oklahoma home and the other wants to attain more and more academic prowess. The first concocts hare-brained get rich schemes while the other drinks tea with scholars and speaks – when he has to – about his “eccentric” family. That is, until their paths meet again.

Bill Kincaid (scholar) suddenly gets word that his brother Brady has died, and hence he returns to Oklahoma for what comes next. He’s mentally not prepared to meet the rest of his estranged family, including his mother, played by Susan Sarandon. And what about his brother, anyway?

All in all, a nice film with a bunch of dark twists to it. It’s one of the better I’ve seen where one person plays several parts without it all becoming “Pink Panther” – kudos to Peter Sellers’ brilliant acting included – and hence leaving the audience with the sense of showmanship, but it’s also neatly directed by Tim Blake Nelson, who plays Brady’s best friend and is probably most well-known for his part in “O Brother, Where Art Thou?“.

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Review: “Thirst

SPOILER ALERT! Don’t read on unless you’re prepared for some spoilers.

I think this film had a lot beneath its shell. Besides the apparent connections with “Oldboy” (and Park-wook’s other films), an incestuous relation in this one really disturbed me, and also the subtle erotic theme that hung around all the vampiric, physical action.

The main actor, Kang-ho Song, is terrific in the rôle of the priest Sang-hyeon – coincidentally, “sang” means “blood” in some languages – who truly loved Tae-ju, played by Ok-bin Kim. Their relationship reminds me a lot of that between Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek in “Badlands“, where the girl appears psychopathic and the man is basically wrapped around her finger.

Their relationship is one thing, but the girl’s mother is entirely different. While moving, she is stiff, one-dimensional and taut, but paralysed, she says all through not moving, or through the wink of an eye.

Park-wook has really, really mastered his cinematography in this film, and owes a lot to Stanley Kubrick; there are a whole lot of beautiful shots strewn throughout the film, some for simple effects and some that require several glances and probably repeated views to fully catch.

The music is quite stock, using mostly strings to accompany the main thespian’s monoreaction; it’s a very good thing that the character is as withdrawn as he is. While he does very little and loses at that, he seems to instead be a person who thinks a lot. While his love-interest says and does a lot, her actions display very little thought behind it. In my humble opinion.

All in all, a very disturbing film that is not made for action, which isn’t even in the same dimension as most things that are about vampires these days; it’s magnificent, and repellant at the same time. It – thankfully – doesn’t delve into religion too much either.

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Slapped into a straitjacket

There’s more and more snow and ice pouring out onto the streets from the ceilings from the cracks in the pavement from the planes in the sky and the arms of the trees beneath them and no-one to wave goodbye or no-one to say hi just smiles and empty eyes and shies aways and dried-up days from the sunny whiskers of kittens. A business card to a real world is required to enter through these doors.

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Tech support: apply Zen, answer simply

A user calls and speaks with me through the emergency phone IT hotline:

Niklas: IT, this is Niklas speaking, how may I help you?
user: Yes, my name is…there’s something wrong with my password.
N: Are you unable to log into the computer?
u: Well, yes! Wrong password! Wrong password!

I connect to the user’s computer-screen to see what the user sees; the user is logged in, but what appears to be wrong is that the city-wide intranet displays an error message upon logging in.

N: This error appears because–
u: It’s always like this! I can’t log in! The computer denies me. It denies me!
N: You are logged into the network, but this error–
u: I can’t work like this. I can’t!

I now apply the Zen-like approach: stay very, very calm until the person focuses.

u: there’s no way I can work like this! My work demands attention, and unless the computer is attentive enough [sic], I cannot…I…I don’t behave in a way that…I can’t. Why?

It seemed to me that the user was reaching critical mass. I was wrong.

N: I think–
u: No, it doesn’t think, we don’t think, hell, I don’t know!
N: The error-message that you see is due to a problem that another IT department is experiencing; you can still use your other applications and other web-sites that–
u: You always say that! You always do! What’s the problem?

Zen. Critical mass.

u: Why are things like this?
N: Well, some times things break, and–
u: Why do they break?

Zen. White dwarf. Nebulae. Implosion.

N: Because they can. Almost no things last forever.
u: That almost seems philosophical! How can you say that about computers?
N: Because computers are made by people, and they and the systems they run can malfunction.
u: But…but…why do they malfunction? I mean, why are things like this?
N: Because something that breaks does so at some point in time.
u: I…see.

Of course, tech support is sometimes equal parts psychology, detective work, voodoo and other times, actual computer tech work.

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