January 9th, 2007
Morrissey goes ESC?
It just seems Morrissey could be spear-heading England for the Eurovision Song Contest. I first saw this covered in The Sun, which means I didn’t think more of it, but now that The Guardian cover it…I still don’t believe it; nothing would surprise me less though, the man’s got aces up his sleeves!
There is one question that I keep on asking: ‘why didn’t they ask me?’ That question keeps going round my head.

January 9th, 2007 at 16:19
Aces up his sleeves!!
U god damn right!
We all wondered how he would top that incredible live at bingolotto performance. Honestly I did not believe that it would be possible for Morrissey to rock out with his cock out on a bigger stage than that!
How wrong was I?
Kicki Danielsson, Johnny Logan and all the sluts from balkan and former Soviet countries, watch out!!
To quote all the hardcore Morrissey fans:
“As I live and breathe
You have killed me
You have killed me
Yes I walk around somehow
But you have killed me
You have killed me
And there is no point saying this again
Yes, there is no point saying this again
But I forgive you, I forgive you
Always I do forgive yooouuuuu….”
ACE OF MUD! =D
January 9th, 2007 at 16:40
What would the ace up his sleeve be refering to, the fact that he’s unpredictable? I think the man could probably get away with doing absolutely anything considering how extremely loyal his fans seem to be, I guess only time will tell if he can pull it off but I’m sure you already know he will!:D
January 9th, 2007 at 16:58
Your accursed ways are perennially reprimanded, fool! He’s still the man! I would talk as much as you, Rade, if I were into a band that has this as their front-man…
As for Zak, I say Moz is precisely the rock-star we’re needing: a person who’s got great songs, a way of his own (I mean, who would otherwise, on American national TV, say that most popular rock-stars deserve to be offed using a tommy-gun) and is fairly old. If he shows on ESC, I don’t think he’ll win. Think of Lordi. Think of the Shakira look-alikes. I just don’t think he cares and he’s taking the piss, so kudos to him!
It could be worse. He could be a 60-year-old man wearing leather pants.
January 9th, 2007 at 20:36
Hey that was Blaze not Bruce.
I wasn’t into Iron Maiden at that time
Zak is right, due to loyalty the man can do anything he wants and get away with it. I mean no matter what he does his fans would come up with an excuse for it, no ? =D
I wonder if Mozzarella would get away with acting like JJ Allin onstage.. taking a poop on himself n stuff.
THEN you have loyal fans god damn it!!
Oh wait I think he already answered that question.. =D
I can see it, Moz winning and then he has to give a repeat performance in the UK!!
Oh man, I have a dream. And when that dream comes true, niklasblog.com im coming for you….
MUUUUD =D
January 9th, 2007 at 20:56
GG not JJ! get yo letters correct!
January 9th, 2007 at 22:03
Well I’m neither going to defend him nor riducule him, I’m just suprised he chose to do it (if it’s actually true that is!) I would have thought he had better things to do than participate in the commercial artificial glamour & glitz of the ESC but maybe he wants to give the whole spectacal some more depth? He’s an well needed original without a doubt who has wit & depth combined very nicely, it’s the blind worship thing that some of his fans seem to suffer from that worries me, look who’s talking, the guy with frank Zappa tattooed on his arm:D
January 9th, 2007 at 23:40
Well, if I’d know who JJ Allin was… HAHAHA you belonk mud!
Anyway, remember the magic of Morrissey through masterpieces such as “Vauxhall & I” and
“Powerslave”remember the greatness; the fans are a different issue, right? If an artist would be defined by her/his fans, I wholly hope Iron Maiden wouldn’t like their image to be pot-bellied, stupid and obtuse; on the other hand, they don’t have real fans, do they? Morrissey has fans who travel across the globe to see him, people who start riots in sheer hunt for his shirt, thrown into the audience. Iron Maiden’s fans riot by farting in tune to any modern pop-song that’s got a distorted guitar in it.Still, some on the sad tip on Swedish Morrissey-fans here.
By the way, more about Morrissey and ESC here.
January 10th, 2007 at 11:35
GG? I dont know what you are talking about..
http://hem.passagen.se/jjallin/
January 10th, 2007 at 11:37
My post was cut short…
Continues:
ME, get your post correct!
HA HA =D
I have a theory though, I read somewhere that Morrissey couldnt get rid of his fans even if he wanted to. Also I believe that he hates many of his fans so bingolotto and esc is just a way to get rid of them! What Moz has forgotten is that the downside to his brilliant idea is that he is about to build a new army of fans if he enters the esc. These people have been waiting for the saviour to return ever since Rob Pilatus died.
And when this happends, yes he will have better and more fans than Iron Maiden!
If you dont know who Rob Pilatus is, he is the one to the left in the picture.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Robandfab.jpg
MUUUUUUUUUD =D
January 10th, 2007 at 19:29
Of course you read somewhere about Morrissey’s fans… And we all know why you visit that page ever so frequently. Anyway, enough about your #1 fave, let’s turn to mine.
Sorry for that Blaze picture, here’s a pic of Bruce. Man, he does look younger than he really is!
P.s. Blame it on the raaaaaaiiiin
January 10th, 2007 at 23:01
bublé, touché =D
January 10th, 2007 at 23:15
Thank you, I do my best!
MJUUUD kom till Stockholm!
January 11th, 2007 at 10:03
muDioO
Den 27e, då kommer jag, we are gonna partey!