December 20th, 2005
The Swedish Migration Board goes insane
Today Dagens Nyheter posted this article [in Swedish], where they uncover an utter act of insanity, performed by employees of The Swedish Migration Board.
This e-mail [in Swedish] was sent by Annica Ring, who works as Handling Officer at The Swedish Migration Board. Translated, the e-mail reads as follows (and believe me, most of the lingual errors are committed by the original author):
subject: Friday fun
body: Hello
On Friday we’re going to celebrate with [department] AM2 at 15,00, in their kitchen. I hope that you all can set aside fifteen minutes before that in our kitchen, when we are going to fulfil [person X's] promise of champagne when a certain family has left Sweden. Today I have had it confirmed, that the enforcement was carried out well even due to feet and hand-cuffs and police who were “smacked in a traditional way, using a hand-bag.
So, you’re very welcome to our kitchen at 14,45 for a toast.//Annica
First, it’s not just a tad weird that a person working as Handling Officer for The Swedish Migration Board asks to celebrate a family being denied a stay in Sweden, but that she welcomes a toast to this, and by the way points out that “person X” is involved in this as well.
My questions, so far:
1) How can this/these person/persons still be allowed to work at The Swedish Migration Board?
2) As drinking in the work-place is not allowed at The Swedish Migration Board, why haven’t the people who drank been reprimanded for that? And why was it that not only Annica Ring, but that 19 of all the 21 persons who worked there that day, drank alcohol well past 15:00? This fact was “unveiled” by Dagens Nyheter, from examining the duty schedule.
3) Do the employees of The Swedish Migration Board ever drink during work-time to celebrate families that have been allowed to stay in Sweden?
4) Did Annica Ring shudder with well-being upon noting that shackles were applied to part of, or the entire family?
This story actually goes on. The day after said e-mail was sent, Annica Ring sent another e-mail, which is also published by Dagens Nyheter, right here [in Swedish]. Here’s my translation of this one:
subject: explanation on Friday fun
body: Hello
I just want to explain my e-mail yesterday. Of course we don’t celebrate that that family has left and in which way. What we celebrate is very painstaking work with getting work done together with the psychiatric health authority and the police. And as many surely know this hasn’t been all simple and we’ve spent a lot of work and time to forge a good connection with all players. I hope everybody has the possibility to come tomorrow 14.45.//Annica
Mind you, that e-mail was written the day after the first one, i.e. before 19 of 21 employees at The Swedish Migration Board drank champagne – way past their work-day was finished – in “honoring” the family that has just been (possibly partly) shackled and thrown out of Sweden.
Are these people are supposed to work for us, and for people seeking to live in Sweden?
At first, one might think the second e-mail is a simple, badly done cover-up of what the first one was clearly stating – that some (or most, by the look of it) employees of The Swedish Migration Board are celebrating the fact that they’ve managed to throw a family, of which one member is a sick child (in need of help), out of this country– But wait. When asked about these e-mails, Annica Ring says the celebration didn’t concern their disposing of one specific family.
Is this a bad cover-up, yet?
Annica Ring adds that not all four bottles drunk at the celebration were actually champagne; “Russian champagne isn’t really a champagne”, she says, and adds she believes the two other bottles were a “Greek wine”, if she “remembers correctly”.
Oh, that makes all the difference, of course. Utter bollocks.
Ring ends the interview with Dagens Nyheter even worse than that, though, by adding that the celebration was due to their “cooperation with health authorities and the police” that she “hoped would benefit the family”.
Of course, they celebrate with champagne, whenever they’ve migrated them…out of the country, in shackles.
This scandal is the worst thing that could happen to The Swedish Migration Board, and so far, I don’t think they’ve done much to change what damage Annica Ring’s e-mails and this drinking binge (during work-time, mind you) has done to affect their new-found reputation.
In the coming days, we will see if they choose to remain a new-found disgrace, or regain consciousness by acting like a responsible, trust-worthy authority.
Despite Sweden being a monarchy, which basically means we give the Swedish royal family millions of Swedish Crowns every year in exchange for nothing, we are a strong democracy, so make sure you tell The Swedish Migration Board what you think about this: here’s their e-mail address, here’s their web page in Swedish and here it is, in English.
I have already written a letter to them, which I have published as a comment to this post. I will post every reply of theirs, and every reply of mine, totally unabridged.

December 20th, 2005 at 22:01
Here’s my first e-mail to them, posted today at 20:45, local Swedish time. A translation of this e-mail follows in English:
**********
från: Niklas
till: migrationsverket@migrationsverket.se
ämnesrad: Firande av avvisning – frågor rörande detta
innehåll:
Hej!
Jag läste i dag om hur (enligt DN, http://www.dn.se/DNet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=147&a=505294) 19/21 av de anställda vid migrationsverket i Solna, 2004-11-12, skålade med alkohol – under arbetstid – för att fira avvisandet av en familj, där en av familjemedlemmarna var ett sjukt barn.
Jag har några frågor rörande detta:
1. Kommer ni att offentligt redovisa vad som skall hända med de anställda, som deltagit i detta skålande?
2. Kommer ni att undersöka om förtäring av stark alkohol under arbetstid skett tidigare, och offentligt redovisa era resultat?
3. Vilka förändringar kommer att ske på Migrationsverket i Solna till följd av artikeln i DN, och hur påverkar det oss medborgare?
4. Kommer de anställda som deltagit vid skålandet att omplaceras i tjänster där de inte kommer att ha någonting att göra med folk som vill invandra till Sverige? Om inte, kommer ni att skriva om de “fact sheets, broschures and other printed information” som finns på den engelska delen av er webbplats, exempelvis “The Swedish Migratiion Board 2004 – and the way forward” och “The reception of asylum seekers in Sweden”?
Jag väntar innerligt på ett snabbt svar från er rörande dessa frågor, eftersom jag anser dem vara högst relevanta.
Hälsningar,
Niklas Pivic
Stockholm, Sverige
**********
Hello!
Today I read about how (according to DN, http://www.dn.se/DNet/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=147&a=505294) 19/21 of the employees at the Solna department of The Swedish Migration Board, 2004-11-12, toasted using alcoholic beverages – during work-hours – to celebrate the deportation of a family, of which one member was a sick child.
I have a few questions regarding this:
1. Will you publicly display information regarding what will happen to the employees, who have partaken in this toast?
2. Will you investigate to see if drinking strong alcoholic beverages during work-hours has happened before, and publicly display your results?
3. Which changes will take place at the Solna department of The Swedish Migration Board due to the article in DN, and how will this affect us citizens [of Sweden]?
4. Will the employees who have partaken in the toast to be replaces, so that they won’t have anything to do with people who want to immigrate to Sweden? If not, will you re-write the “act sheets, broschures and other printed information” which is available in the English part of your web site, for example “The Swedish Migratiion [sic] Board 2004 – and the
way forward” and “The reception of asylum seekers in Sweden”?
I eagerly await a quick reply from you regarding these questions, as I see them as highly relevant.
Sincerely,
Niklas Pivic
Stockholm, Sweden
December 22nd, 2005 at 00:26
Um. Dropped by thanks to Zak.
Er.
*stares*
Dunno what to say really, except for: Respect man, keep kicking their sorry asses for that…
December 22nd, 2005 at 07:26
[...] A couple of days ago I wrote this post on how Dagens Nyheter revealed that a lot of employees of a department at The Swedish Migration Board (actually 19 out of 21 employees working that day) drank champagne to celebrate the fact that they ejected a family from Sweden; a family that was seeking to live permanently in Sweden. [...]
January 6th, 2006 at 22:08
[...] My first post is found here, and the second one here. [...]
January 13th, 2006 at 11:25
They’ve answered! They did that on 2006-01-03, so I’ve been slow on reporting that, but the answer was standard – a mass-e-mail that did not actually answer any of my questions. You’ll find said letter here. More on that, here.
January 13th, 2006 at 23:47
[...] After my tirade on The Swedish Migration Board the first and the second time, believe it or not, they’ve actually sent me a letter – albeit a mass-mail that did not answer any of my questions. So effing drab. Here’s a Flash-version of that letter. I abhor their administration, and pity every single person looking to stay in Sweden. Luckily for my parents, when Sweden was in dire need of labour from abroad during the 60’s and 70’s, most people didn’t have a problem with getting in. But now things are different. Get this: DN has since their last unravelling made two important unravelings: [...]